My Lobster

1) Partner of the year Award:
To be awarded annually based on the most adorable, hilarious, and/or irritating behavior. This award includes bragging rights and personal time coupons that can be utilised at any time(valid up to 30 days).

2) Emergency Muffin Protocol:
In the event of a crisis (e.g., bad news, unexpected sadness etc), the partner agrees to bake or order a batch of muffins to uplift spirits. Muffins may be substituted with other comfort foods.

3) The “nothing” clause:
Partner acknowledges that “nothing” is a common phrase when actually quite annoyed, and will listen/explain with a sense of humor.

4) The “We’ll Agree to Disagree” clause:
Partners agree to laugh off any disagreement and agree to disagree, as long as the disagreement doesn’t involve who gets the last piece of cake.

5) The “No Pants Allowed” clause:
No pants are allowed when the partner is in a mood where they prefer to feel “free as a bird.”

6) The “Emergency Hugs” Condition:
Partners agree to hug(sometimes squish) each other at the slightest sign of stress, sadness, or just because.

7) The “No Complaining About My Outfit” Condition:
Partners agree not to complain about the other partner’s outfit unless it’s actually a questionable choice.