Relationship Rules
1) The “No Snoring” Rule:
Partners agree to attempt to stop snoring, as loudly as possible.
2) The “No Complaining About the Other’s Sleep Habits” Clause:
Partners agree to not complain about the other’s sleep habits.
3) The “We Have to Share” Rule:
Partners agree to share their food, and if they don’t they will be punished.
4) The “We Will Laugh” Clause:
If you are feeling sad, you will laugh with the other person.
5) The “Only see no touch” clause:
Either partner is allowed to “check out” people of their opposite gender and nothing more
at any given time until the end of time.